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Archive for the ‘Wherelse but Craigslist?’ Category

March 4th, 2008

Writing Partner Wanted to Do All the Work

 
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So here’s the ad:
 
Writing Partner

Reply to: lame@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-03-03, 1:31PM PSTIn search of a writing partner to collaborate a children’s book with. This book will be about 3 dogs that become fast friends. They then turn into the town’s heroes because […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 8 comments

March 1st, 2008

Not Too Many Things Scare Me….

But I’ll make an exception for the person who wins this gig:
ISO A Woman To Collaborate On Female Supremacy Writings
Reply to: help@aol.comDate: 2008-02-29, 8:40AM ESTI am an advanced degree professional, male, divorced and age 58 and I am a very passionate believer in Female Supremacy and true and real male servitude/slavery to Women […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 3 comments

February 28th, 2008

Craigslist Painting

 
Read those ads carefully, folks.
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February 26th, 2008

How About a Guide to Making Britney Spears Go Away?

GIFTED WRITER NEEDED TO STEAL STORY…
Reply to:nothanks@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-24, 11:11AM PST
It’s up for grabs - “The Britney Spears Survival Guide,” which is one-part self help & one-part humor (all metaphor) and instructs the reader how to succeed in a successful position in the guise of a self-help book for a struggling Pop Diva - It’s […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 4 comments

February 20th, 2008

Craigslist: It Doesn’t Reject Anybody

…Even if you’re really, really creepy.
 

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February 12th, 2008

What Do You Suppose They’re Researching?

Hmmm….
Adjunct Professor Seeking Female Research Assistant
You: attractive, motivated undergraduate or graduate student who is available 1-3 hours per week. You should be located in Center City and available before 4pm weekdays.
Me: young assistant professor affiliated with local institution; in need of research assistant for ongoing project.
Details upon your reply. Serious replies only, […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 5 comments

February 11th, 2008

Will Write for Botox

We’ve seen it all here at the Craigslist Curmudgeon. Ads offering to pay in lash extensions, credentials, donuts and now even Botox.
Beauty Writer Needed Tonight Freebies included (sausalito)

Reply to: withheld
Date: 2008-01-30, 11:46AM PSTComplexion Clinics Medical Spa is in need of a female writer age 45+ to do a story tonight about a Charity Event […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 3 comments

January 11th, 2008

7 Uses for Green Tea

Here’s a fellow who doesn’t believe in wasting:
Free green tea

Date: 2007-12-07, 10:59AM PST
I am offering - for free - about five ounces of loose leaf green tea from the Tea Zone, of the variety called "High Mountain Green." I’m not going to lie. The reason I’m giving this away is because it’s disgusting. To […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

January 10th, 2008

Calling All Beatles Fans!

Here’s your chance to take home one of the Boys from Liverpool.
Large Glass Jar (possibly containing a ghost)

Date: 2007-12-09, 11:18PM EST I picked up this Jar at my uncles estate sale. It’s believed to contain a ghost! possibly of George Harrison. If you’re in to ghosts and other […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 2 comments

January 9th, 2008

The Party’s Right Here, Folks

How much you want to bet this guys had a bunch of druggies show up at his front door with their rolled up dollar bills?
Free BLOW!!

Date: 2007-12-11, 12:26PM MST Here’s the thing, I’m trying to clean up my life, but I’ve got to get rid of all the drugs […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 10 comments

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