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Archive for the ‘Moronory’ Category

February 18th, 2008

How Can You Not Have What it Takes?

They’re not setting the bar very high, are they?

Looking for content writers, see ad for specific subject matter…
Reply to: Lamery@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-29, 6:10PM CST
The areas of subject matter we are currently looking for are as follows
* Advertising and Branding
* Communications
* Database Marketing
* Direct Marketing
* Events Organization
* International Marketing
* Internet Marketing
* Industrial marketing
* Market Research
* Public […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

February 1st, 2008

I Smell a Lawsuit

Oh dear Lord. What have we done.

Write about medicine and improve lives
Reply to: suemyass@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-18, 1:23PM EST
Online medical community needs contributors to write about topics in medicine and health. Apply to be a contributor here: http://medpedia.com/Special:Landing?chapelhill

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

Though the terms of Medpedia clearly […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

January 27th, 2008

Truth in Advertising

Now here’s a guy who does, indeed, need help.
WRITER NEEDED TO RE-WITING MY NEW BOOK
Reply to: ALLCAPSALERT@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-26, 6:51PM EST HI I AM FINISHING WRITING A BOOK ABOUT CANCER AND HIV/AIDS ALL CAUSES AND NATRUAL CURES WILL BE ON THE MARKET SOON […]

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January 19th, 2008

Does That Budget Include Big Letters?

Behold a bit of pet peevery:
Writer Gig (Midtown)
Reply to: nobigletters@ass.com Date: 2008-01-18, 2:24PM EST we have a great story and we would like it to be told. tc muzique was founded in the twin cities in 1988. it has featured bands of every genre and is now celebrating […]

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January 16th, 2008

Fortunately Babysitters Don’t Need to Punctuate

Sigh.
babysitter looking for a job
Reply to: see below Date: 2008-01-16, 1:52PM EST im a babysitter looking for a job i am very good with childeren and im great for the job, i have four years of experionse and i also have two kids of my own one is […]

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January 5th, 2008

The Craislist Curmudgeon’s Top 10 Posts of 2007

The Craigslist Curmudgeon has a couple many fans and both of you you’re all very loyal. As a reward, I thought I’d offer a best of piece. Here are the Craigslist Curmudgeon’s Top 10 Posts of 2007.

Lamery With the Olsen Twins - Who knew the Olsen Twins would be too cheap to pay their writers? […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

January 5th, 2008

How to Get Started in Publishing

This person wants some advice on getting her short story published:
i wrote a story,,, can anyone help me get it published and copywritten
Reply to: capsandpunctuationneednotapply@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-05, 11:12AM EST
like it says
i wrote a story (a short story entitled “Flyer Girl”,, its about a girl who works in the streets hanond out flyers and it points out […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 5 comments

January 2nd, 2008

ALL CAPS ALERT!!!

This guy appears to be in a bit of a frenzy:
part time writing
Reply to:WHYAMIYELLING?@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-29, 2:10PM CST
ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN WHO OFFICIAL EDU LINKS …COM IS. WE ARE A DIVISION
OF MAMMOTH WEB . NET A TEN YEAR OLD WEB SITECOMPANY. WE ARE A FULL SERVICE SUPPLIER TO THE INTERNET.WE HAVE CLIENTS THAT WANT MORE OF […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 4 comments

December 24th, 2007

Talented Individuals Need Not Apply

Talentless Hack?

Reply to: talentedhackery@emailwithheld.com
Date: 2007-12-21, 4:57PM CST
You might be just what we’re looking for. Writer or reporter wanted for The Yellow Press.
Online scandal rag, yellowpress. com similar to The Onion, or National Enquirer.
Be an author or have your own department, we’re eager to shrug responsibility.
See website to register and become author, or email your story […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 3 comments

December 17th, 2007

Write for Him, He’s Broke

The Ad:
Writers needed for movie blog
Reply to:Iamanass@gmail.com
Date: 2007-12-14, 4:08PM CST
I’m looking to add some writers to my movie blog (http://mylamemovieblog.com/). Right now it’s only me writing in it. Go to the blog, see if you like my style, and email me your thoughts along with a short blurb of why you think you would be […]

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