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Craigslist Curmudgeon

Archive for the ‘lamery’ Category

March 17th, 2008

…And you can’t interview the celebrity….why?

Interviewer need to write magazine article

Reply to:youdothework@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-17, 10:39AM EDT
I am looking for someone who can interview a celebrity and then write a story based on the interview. I will then use the story to accompany photographs of this celebrity for a magazine article.

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 24 comments

March 3rd, 2008

YOUR Words to Win MY Boyfriend Back

There’s nothing like winning back a lover’s heart with a heartfelt note…
I need help
Reply to: gigs-593699051@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-03-02, 8:55PM PSTI lost my boyfriend. I called him and he didnt answer me. I know the only way to get him back is to write him an email to touch his heart because he is a soft […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 6 comments

February 17th, 2008

Wanted: Someone to Game Digg Because My Articles Suck

So this is what it’s come to:
Digg, Stumbleupon, Delicious, Reddit, Propeller -Powerusers wanted
Reply to: ass@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-02-12, 1:12PM ESTWe are looking to promote some articles online through these social news/bookmarking sites. Looking to create a possible long-term, mutually beneficial relationship. If you have a poweruser (or a user of significant weight) on any social […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 5 comments

February 10th, 2008

My Friends are Going to Be So Jealous

When I was younger I was always in awe of characters in spy movies or thrillers who had the proper “credentials.” You know what I mean, folks who couldn’t get through a certain door or checkpoint without the proper paperwork. “Here are my credentials.” they’d say with importance. I was never exactly sure what […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 2 comments

February 5th, 2008

Not Quite Funny at All

Translation please?
Not Quite Funny Ha Ha
Reply to: ass@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-01-28, 4:09PM ESTMy dear friends, specifically the literate ones, or in this case strangers, are you looking for a writing partner in the ever popular genre of metaphysical comedy? You know, where a guy thinks about slipping on a banana peel only he doesn’t exist […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 7 comments

January 31st, 2008

What Good is a Byline if It’s Too Small to Read?

Here’s a new one:

seeking submissions for tiny zines
Reply to: tinybylines@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-24, 4:43PM PST I am looking for submissions for a series of tiny zines I am making in the upcoming months. How tiny you ask? About 2” by 1.5” They need to be […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 4 comments

January 27th, 2008

Everyone Has a Story

Even this guy.
ghost writer (Midtown)
Reply to: see below Date: 2008-01-26, 6:29PM EST im looking for a talented to ghost writer to help me put 10 years of hard living working for club med down on paper. i know there is a best selling book in my lifes story […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

January 11th, 2008

A Music Genre Specialist By Any Other Name…

Keerist…
Do You Really Want To Contribute To Something? (oakland lake merritt / grand)

Reply to: ass@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-07, 10:40AM PST Evolution Of Media has several openings available for internship for Music Genre Specialist (writers). Selected specialist will have their work read by millions of music […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

January 5th, 2008

The Craislist Curmudgeon’s Top 10 Posts of 2007

The Craigslist Curmudgeon has a couple many fans and both of you you’re all very loyal. As a reward, I thought I’d offer a best of piece. Here are the Craigslist Curmudgeon’s Top 10 Posts of 2007.

Lamery With the Olsen Twins - Who knew the Olsen Twins would be too cheap to pay their writers? […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 1 comment

December 23rd, 2007

Confusery

This one’s rather odd. Is someone looking for ideas or is someone looking for bloggers?
BLOGGERS WITH SOLUTIONS

Reply to: solutionsinlamery@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-21, 12:05PM EST
Got some good, practical ideas on how to improve the world one town at a time? Send us some ideas for a blog site that’s self-sustaining and focused on solutions.
What would it take for […]

By Craigslist Curmudgeon -- 0 comments

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