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Craigslist Curmudgeon

YOUR Words to Win MY Boyfriend Back

by Craigslist Curmudgeon on March 3rd, 2008

There’s nothing like winning back a lover’s heart with a heartfelt note…

I need help


Reply to: gigs-593699051@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-02, 8:55PM PST
I lost my boyfriend. I called him and he didnt answer me. I know the only way to get him back is to write him an email to touch his heart because he is a soft hearted man. But I lack the skill myself. If you think you can help me to write an
email that can connect his emotion and make him response. Then lets talk.
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I’m sure he’ll appreciate the honest and effort you put into your love note. That you took the time to have someone else craft an email is sure to touch him in places he’s never been touched before. After all, it takes a special person to hit “send.”

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6 opinions for YOUR Words to Win MY Boyfriend Back

  • Mir
    Mar 3, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    That’s so beautiful that she should just show him the ad she wrote. It’s more touching than any email message could ever be.

    “Because he is a soft-hearted man” in this particular context sure sounds a lot like “I think he’s gullible” to me!

  • Laurie
    Mar 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    The “only way to get him back” is an email? He won’t even answer your calls? Try sending him a letter to “connect his emotions” (is that like connecting the dots?)… or don’t you know where he lives?

  • Laurie
    Mar 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    To clarify–I know the poster can’t write a letter either, but with a “soft-hearted man,” surely a letter would “touch his heart” more than an email…

  • Star
    Mar 3, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Could this be a clue as to why he dumped her?

  • Maureen
    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Clearly English is a second language to this person. I wonder if any would-be Cyranos will take that into account?

  • SooRAJ
    Mar 27, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    ha ha ha haa… funny ad… good post…

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