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Craigslist Curmudgeon

I Can Be Even Funnier if You Pay Me

by Craigslist Curmudgeon on February 29th, 2008

Loser finger

Hey I got an idea. Why don’t I start a blog. Except instead of me writing all of the blog posts, I’ll ask other people to contribute. And instead of paying them, I’ll just keep all the adverting for myself. It’s pure profit. How can I lose?

You are really funny. And not just looks. I’m searching for you!


Reply to: ass@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 8:07PM CST
Hey Austin! What up?
I’m starting a blog about the stupid, horrible, hysterical things we’ve done for love and relationships . . . You know, like the time you dressed up like George Michael? Or how about when you became a Unitarian? Ever get a dog because an SO loved them?
There are so many funny stories out there– our first one will be about a girl who becomes a dominatrix (professionally) for love. No joke!
Send me your 1000 word or less stories and let’s get this party started!!
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay

How about the time you tried to start a blog except you didn’t want to do any of the writing yourself and instead tried to solicit a bunch of freelancers to do the work for free? Oh you’re right.

That’s not funny at all.

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2 opinions for I Can Be Even Funnier if You Pay Me

  • Star
    Feb 29, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Maybe that dominatrix can give him or her a good spanking.

  • Laurie
    Feb 29, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    Pretty sure this is the same guy:

    Relationships– got a funny story to share?
    Reply to: moron@craigslist.org
    Date: 2008-02-28, 8:33PM EST

    I am looking for under 1000 word stories about “Things You’ve Done for Love.” That’s right– so cool, it’s capitalized.

    I’m starting a blog dealing with the ways in which we’ve all been idiots in relationships. Did you switch religions for a love? Maybe wear something no one on this earth should wear? Try polyamory? Do tell!

    The feel will be “This American Life” meets, um, something a little sexier. Can’t wait to hear from you!!

    * it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: no pay

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