Craigslist Curmudgeon

October 27th, 2007

Infaltery

This ad is like the gift that keeps on giving. Every time I read it, I find another wonderful nugget.
Let’s start with the title.
looking for someone who is funny and has an infalted ego

Speaking from experience, I can tell you infalted egos are difficult to find among funny writers. Of course, I’m not really sure […]

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October 25th, 2007

i need a cheap editor to help kids cheat

The ad:

editing needed for papers
Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-10-23, 2:41PM EDT
can you edit papers? are you free-lance and available a lot
i can send you about 100 pages and more to be edited each month
please reply to editorwithpoorgrammarskills@termpaperandcheatingplace.com
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: […]

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October 22nd, 2007

Craigslist Commercial

I’m not sure if this is a real commercial for Craigslist or not, but it’s rather amusing.

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October 20th, 2007

Job Interview from Craigslist

Ever wonder what would happen if you accepted a job interview from someone on Craigslist? It might go something like this:

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October 20th, 2007

Yes, We’re Hiring…but Not You

Here’s the ad, I didn’t paste the whole resume because it wasn’t relevant. Besides, if you’re someone who is in a position to hire, you probably wouldn’t make it past the first paragraph.
Is anyone really hiring???????????????? (oakland downtown)
Reply to: angryunemployedperson@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-18, 8:44PM PDT
I am a 53 year old, African American woman, who wears dreads and […]

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October 18th, 2007

I don’t need my apartment cleaned that bad

The ad:
Boy in birthday suit cleaning service
Reply to: badmentalpicture@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-18, 8:57AM EDT
Lean in shape guy available to clean your apartment in the nude or not. I’m comfortable either way. It’s up to you now. I’m a well traveled, hard working, friendly laid back guy who gets the job done and usually provides an extra […]

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October 18th, 2007

Craigslist Roomate

Choose your roomies wisely, friends.

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October 18th, 2007

Child Prodigy

The ad:
IM LOOKING FOR WORK !!!
Reply to: (withheld)
Date: 2007-10-17, 7:00PM EDT
HI I AM A 3 YEAR OLD FEMALE IN SEARCH OF A CLERICAL JOB . I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN OFFICE WORK AND SOME COMPUTER . I LIVE IN THE BROOKLYN AREA AND I DON’T MIND TRAVELING .PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ANY OFFERS THANK YOU.

I’m going […]

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October 14th, 2007

Tess Must Be Too Important for School

The ad:
I could use a helping hand—>
Reply to: ass@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-14, 1:20AM PDT
My closest friends call me Tess I’m making the transition into becoming a adult (only 20 yrs old) so I need some help getting in and around OC/La I already have 2 assistants they do enough I have chaotic travel sched and your duties […]

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October 14th, 2007

Blog this!

The ad
Freelance Blogger
Reply to: ass@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-11, 4:17PM PDT
namewithheld.com is looking to hire a freelance blogger to write articles for its blog network.
requirements
- should be able to write 10-20 blog posts per week
- should be original/smart/humorous/clean/simple/artistic/sincere
- the focus of your blog should be either scitech, politics, entertainment, world news or anything else that is original and […]

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