Craigslist Curmudgeon

Let’s speculate….why doesn’t this guy have a job?

by Craigslist Curmudgeon on August 24th, 2007

Here’s another great ad from the resume section:

I can prove myself
Reply to: (withheld)
Date: 2007-08-24, 1:18AM EDT

Im at a point in my life where I dont know where to go. I try so hard to make ends meet but keep getting the boot. Why me I say to God..In response I get no answer. I want to make it like everyone else. Now my car is about to get repoed…I might be getting evicted just because I want to live a normal life like everyone else.All I need is one chance and I can show you what I am made of…Just one chance

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m thinking if one of your opening lines is to tell a potential employer you’re forever getting the boot, it’s not a very good sign. I’m sorry God didn’t answer you, but here’s what he’s probably thinking, he’s probably thinking if you’re constantly getting fired from jobs, it’s probably not a coincidence.

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