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Archive for May 2007

May 31st, 2007

Bird Crap Trauma Victims Unite

The ad:
“do you have any good traumatic stories involving birds? specifically being crapped on by a bird? funded art photo book project seeks your submissions! stories can range from 2 sentences to several paragraphs. “thanks in advance”
Oh the trauma. Oh the humanity. I was crapped on by a bird when […]

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May 30th, 2007

Startup Publication Seeks Something for Nothing

The ad:
“Seeking business writers
“Startup publication seeking writers for “business” related articles. There is no pay as of now, but writers receive full credit in a global publication. Specifically looking for articles on resume writing, finances, professional development, etc…
“Compensation: no pay “What? Does this clown think we pull these articles out of our butt? Sure. I’ll […]

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May 30th, 2007

Be an Ass….For Free!

The ad:
“Write about indie music, snobby food, and film.
“If you think that you’re better than everyone or that your tastes are superior to most, then maybe, just maybe, you should write for us. Whether you’ve been to a show lately, seen a disasterous film, or have something to bitch about, send it in- we’ll decide […]

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May 30th, 2007

She Really Doesn’t Ask for Much

The ad:
“I need someone to write 29 article rewrites of 500 words each. They must be original articles, although you will be using certain articles for reference. I need these rewrites completed by June 1st, and will pay $72.50 via PayPal upon completion. I also need you to send me each article as you complete […]

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May 29th, 2007

We’re Not Worthy

The ad:
Amazing Travel Stories and Photographs needed for upcoming book

Submissions are now being accepted for an upcoming book called “V!VA List World: 333 Most Loved Travel Experiences” due to be published in April 2008. Viva Travel Guides are looking for 500-700 word articles and / or photographs about the most amazing travel experiences. Been […]

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May 29th, 2007

We’re Broke….But Work for Us Anyway

Here’s the ad in its oh-so-hip entirety:
“Can you string a sentence together?
“We like hip. We like fresh. We like spontaneity, silliness, and a sharp wit. If you think you fit the mold and are interested in submitting 100-400 words on contemporary culture, now’s the time to put The Soup on mute and speak your […]

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May 24th, 2007

What Makes Me So Curmudgeony?

In case you haven’t figured it out already, these are the things that annoy me:
Ads for interns that aren’t looking for interns but rather free work - Either these people are too stupid to know what an intern is, or they’re unethical employers looking to get something from nothing. My vote is for the latter. […]

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May 23rd, 2007

Writing about Writing

Writing about Writing.“The CommonLine Project is a guerilla cyberzine that is publishing its sixth issue in early June. We accept non-fiction, non-rhyming poetry, and social commentary. We also have a section entitled “Back and Forth” for which you can find guidelines on the website. Issue 006 will be about writing, about the creative process, about […]

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May 23rd, 2007

Yeah I Got a Revenge Tale to Tell…

The ad:
"I’m seeking stories about revenge for a book that I’m writing (Publisher: Thomas Dunne). I’d love stories on getting revenge on an ex, lover, boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, etc., long & short tales, crazy, funny, sad or sweet. In case your story works for my book, I’d love to contact you with more details. And I’m […]

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May 12th, 2007

Journalistic Wannabees Only

The ad:
“We have a new website that is dedicated to women of color and are looking for a person who would like to share their expertise in hair styling, cosmetician, and skin treatments and conditioners for women of color. There is no pay associated with this position but could be a spring board for anyone […]

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